Thursday, March 26, 2020

TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP STILL NO LOCAL APPEARANCES

I read the local paper, the Echo, every day as I've said and still no articles on how our illustrious and wise MP, one Tobias poshboy Ellwood, cares so much about his constituents that he's been going around the town visiting our main hospital, care homes for the elderly, large Housing Assocation homes for the over 60's, like where I live, with many elderly and frail people here. Seeing how all the supermarkets still are not getting food to us as they should. Many topics he should be checking up on and seeing how he could help, say by notifying Boris how things are STILL not working.

The purpose of such visits is to see for himself how we are all coping with this pestulence upon us...
....as any good and caring MP would do and that would educate him as to how well the government is acting- which is as usual with Brit politicians, pretty useless and incompetent. The oft repeated phrase which is constantly said about various government actions is 'TOO LITTLE AND TOO LATE'  and it applies to now as ever.

This is what 'poshboy' should be doing instead of constantly getting himself on various TV News and in the papers , self promoting himself as the Governments most experienced 'EXPERT' and on EVERYTHING. Getting himself introduced to we the public, as TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP, EX ARMY OFFICER AND CHAIRMAN OF THE DEFENCE COMMITTEE. All this said as if he was even more knowledgeable that the various Ministers. What the hell does he know about medical matters as grave as this virus??????

And what will he be doing when the lazy *********Politicians have yet another holiday in the midst of a crisis??  Will he be coming down to Bournemouth to sort everything out and deal with constituents questions and fears etc??? Talk with the council and so on about what they are doing.Well we will see !!

Thursday, March 19, 2020

TOBAIS ELLWOOD MP- MORE MEDIA APPEARANCES.

The media appearances frenzy continues as he adds to his low wage that he finds hard to exist on, so much so he has now to watch the pennies !!

He was on TV last night AND in todays papers, waffling on about how the army can help with this virus armageddon.  This is because he has more experience abot everything under the sun, than anyone else, including high up officers of all the three Forces and REAL specialists. I canot imagine he does all this for no payment.

What really gets up my nose is, that now we are in the throes of this virus epidemic any DECENT MP would be worried about how his constituents and area are getting and WOULD BE DOWN HERE AND NOT SITTING IN TV STUDIOS OR TALKING TO LONDON BASE JOURNO'S !! 

Checking on how our roads are handling maybe more traffic, in the supermats to see the pandemonium going on there and how they are coping with keeping the shelves stocking - which they aren't. Checking up on care homes and the like and so on. Howevr this is not what poshboy Tobias Ellwood MP seems to do and it is no different now.

I read the local rag every day and I can tell you there is hardly any mention of him, let alone him getting around our area espcially his constituent area, and having anything to say about anything to do with it. Similarly I see local TV news and see him doing likewise. No all this self interested man thinks about, is doing whatever he can to expand on his exposure to mainly the London chattering classes and mainly I think to get the attention of Boris, so he will think "Boy this man is a genius and I kicked him out of his Ministers job-maybe I should get him back on board?"

*******************PASS ME THE SICK BAG*************************

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP. IS HE THE NEW EINSTEIN??

There is no stopping this brainbox and he's been on a TV news programme yesterday telling us how good the Army would be if they are brought in to help out. Then today in the Telegraph and giving us the advice he thinks we need to know and only off him, about how the country has to be alert while the panic over the virus is going on, as we should know that there are devious forces about who could nip in while we are occupied and do us harm. The arrogance is beyond belief with this big head.

For he apparently thinks that we absolutely need to know everything that comes out of his brain, as no one else in government or serving high up in the UK Forces, could possibly see what he sees. What amazes me is that apparently, all the media are so thick that they cannot see that this man really has nothing to offer the British public on the comments front or anything else that I can think of.

They obviously don't do their homework and search Tobias Ellwood's history. If they did they would see he is no authority on much at all. For what was he??.........a very lowly, low rank officer in a bum Army regiment for only 5 years (the lowest number of years you can sign on for as an officer) Yet they slaver all over him as the best authority on EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. For Gods sake get a grip and have top Brass commenting on all matters to do the defence and Forces matters.

What does the current Defence Minister think about Tobias Ellwood MP speaking about matters he should be onto? This when Boris booted him off his cabinet for being pro Brexit (and probably having too much to say.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP - PARLIAMENT MUST DO ITS DUTY

Once again Tobias 'poshboy' Ellwood is pushing himself into the limelight by spouting to Parliament
yesterday that it should 'do its duty' and not close due to the Coronavirus. Hurrah.

How about 'poshboy' Tobias getting up in Parliament and urging MP's to do their job and always take up requests coming from their constituents to look into cases where they are being stitched up by no less than government departments. Certainly not pretending to help when actually doing nothing and then lying that the constituent has abused the the poor snowflake MP.   Thus giving the MP the excuse to cut off all future contact with the constituent and thus ending any outcome for them. "MP's should do their 'duty' to their constituents unlike what I have done, which I am ashamed of ?"

WHAT A HYPOCRITE !!- DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO !!

Sunday, March 8, 2020

TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP - NOW AN ALL THINGS NAVY EXPERT

There is no end to this man's intelligence and expertise and now I see he's a self proclaimed expert on all Navy matters. For today in the Sunday Telegraph he is at it again, spouting forth his 'expert' knowledge on how the next navy ships to be built should be designed.

Quite why the newspapers and TV news programmes are now inviting him to give us all this 'wisdom' he possess and I'm sure he won't do it for nowt. So more money into his kitty, because don't forget our 'Poshboy' Tobias Ellwood MP can hardly survive on his miserable MP's wages and is having to 'watch his pennies'.

What the hell does he really know about ship design or indeed much about anything to do with the Navy or for that matter the RAF? It is clear he is so far up his backside, he really thinks he's and 'expert' on everything to do with the military. DON'T FORGET THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL TO DO WITH MILTAIRY KNOWLEDGE, ONLY SPENT 5 YEARS IN THE PONGOES (ARMY), IN SOME FOOT SLOGGING LOWLY REGIMENT THAT A LOT OF BRITS WON'T EVEN HAVE HEARD OF.  PLUS HE WAS SO BRAINY AND FANTASTIC THAT HE ONLY MADE IT TO CAPTAIN.

TOBIAS ELLWOOD MP - HERO OR PARASITE?

If you cast your memory back to last year and the spate of terrorist actions that took place in London and specifically the one where the terrorist who drove along the pavement of Westminster Bridge ending up stopped just alongside Parliament. He then ran into the entrance of Parliament where he then stabbed a policeman on duty there. Thankfully he was shot and killed.

Enter our hero, one Tobias Ellwood MP. He attempted to stabilise the bleeding that the policeman was obviously suffering from. But as the wounds were too much, he unfortunately could not be saved. From then on and for quite some time, Tobias Ellwood MP was said to be 'A HERO' The British press and TV News went into overdrive as they do, over this and indulged in calling a 'HERO'. I don't know about you but this word 'Hero' is now being used ad nauseum and EVERYONE has become a 'Hero' even when they plainly have not been a hero at all. When I think of the REAL HERO's there have been, this hijacking of this term for every man, woman and their dogs, who have only done what anyone would do, it is a downgrading/diminishing of real hero's actions.

The truth of the matter is that Tobias Ellwood MP was absolutely no hero. He just happened to be on the spot when this happened and he only did what any self respecting human being would have done to help a fellow human being. He did not have to carry out any heroic action to go to the aid of this policeman. Like attacking the terrorist and disarming him. Had he done that, then yes he would deserve to be labelled a HERO.

I mention this because Tobias Ellwood MP being the type of self serving man he is, this calling him a hero, has been manna from heaven and has played into his obvious desires to go further up that greasy pole, for now not only does he know everything there is to know about all matters military, he now knows all that.... as a HERO. Pass me a sickbag.